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CNET: The Cheat Network |
![]() By Staff, GoodTimeNews April 1, 1999 2:20 PM PT ![]() ![]() |
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CNET (NASDAQ CNET) and Ziff-Davis’ ZDNet (NASDAQ ZDZ) decided to get together at a SoMa (San Francisco lingo for the area south of Market Street) brew-pub, for a little bonding and industry camaraderie over several vats of beer.
Some of the CNET contingent’s artificially-inspired gusto quickly wavered when the team-member who had made the most noise about "keeping it man style" and "trampling the ZDNet competition" unexpectedly bowed out after the first round, with a glazed look in his eyes. From this point, the scene quickly deteriorated, according to various reports, as the yonks in yellow demonstrated through a series of frat house antics that their main goal of the evening was simple: to grope as many female ZDNet employees as possible. One CNET Gamecenter reporter performed a drunken striptease before handing his sweat-soaked tee to a petrified female ZDNet staffer, while another ZDNet woman fended off requests to bare all in exchange for one of the precious garments. "I felt like I was stuck in the middle of a spring break party gone bad," a ZDNET employee gasped as she fled the bar sobbing hysterically. Many of the ZDNET employees noticed that CNET chief Halsey Minor, in a move that some took as an indicator of his own embarrassment at his employees' pitiful performance, had ripped off his own gangrene-toned team shirt before he rounded the corner the pub is located on.
Ironically enough, the incriminating video was circulated by CNET itself. In light of this, experts are asking some very hard questions of the upstart company. Foremost on everyone’s minds for the time being, though: how many other of these seemingly innocent, but actually mean-spirited cheating episodes has CNET perpetrated that haven’t made it to tape? ![]() |
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